If I’m ever on my deathbed/about to be executed for some reason, there had BETTER be an audience because I’m singing this as my last words.

abhortion:

I still can’t believe ‘ding dong the witch is dead’ topped the UK charts when margaret thatcher died

Did it seriously? Wonder if they’ll do that in the States when Shirley Phelps passes.

bastardlybrendan:

Gotta go fast.

But can he go this fast?

I’ll catch up with you lot soon enough.

eteo:

deadgoliath:

French advertising you guys

khajiit has many wares to sell

if you know what khajiit means

bastardlybrendan:

bastardlybrendan:

Isle of Hope, Isle of Tears - The Irish Tenors

Isle of hope, isle of tears,
Isle of freedom, isle of fears,
But it’s not the isle you left behind.
That isle of hunger, isle of pain,
Isle you’ll never see again
But the isle of home is always on your mind.

Dis fuckin’ song.

This sounds like a song about my dad’s great-grandparents. 

Oh hey, a bedroom to match that cake.

Laury, if I’m ever around for your birthday, expect something like this except not expertly made in the least.

snarkyslut:

I don’t hate you because of your race, gender, age, sexuality, or anything else that you complain about, I hate you because you’re an ignorant, rude, self-righteous asswipe with a victim complex.